A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead -should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Don't marry the person you want to live with... Marry the one you cannnot live without... But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Married person : Can't Decide Whether Weekdays are More Hectic Or Weekends!

When a woman loves you, you are a husband When a few women love you, you are a man When many women love you, you are a lover When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol When thousands of women love you, you are a leader But, When all the women in the world love you, you are not human... You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen.

Does anybody have an "Owner's Manual" for Wives? Mine's making a terrible loud whinning noise...

Son: Mommy, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time?' Mommy: No sometimes they start with, 'Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!'

You know what I did before I got married? Anything I wanted to...

My Marriage is made of Trust and Understanding. . .. ... She doesn't Trust me and I don't Understand her!

Alcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying - "I love you" to his own wife!

Regardless of what you may say or hear, there are still many women these days who are excellent 'housekeepers'. They keep the house every time they get a divorce.

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can't be handled by her parents anymore.

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

A good wife always forgives her husband when, She's wrong.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought three movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: For you and ur parents.

Optimist: He is a man who waits in his car with engine running while his wife goes shopping.